Are you bored? Do you need a bit of whimsical terror to spice up your life? Well, look no further, dear friends! Handmade By Robots brings you the ultimate in horror toys, the embodiment of your worst nightmares – the Shorty clown from the classic movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space! Now, you might be thinking, “Why would I want a clown from a horror flick in my house?” Well, why not? Who doesn’t love a good scare?
This isn’t just any old horror collectible. This is Shorty, the most terrifying clown from outer space! With every detail meticulously designed, molded and painted to resemble a hand-knit toy (though made of vinyl), it’s almost like having your very own Killer Klown. Standing at a whopping 5 inches tall (yes, you read that right), Shorty is perfect for display. Or play, if you’re into that sort of thing.
This figure even comes with a vinyl tag and barcode decal to replicate a sewn-in label. It’s almost like it was stitched together by your sweet old granny, except instead of a cute bunny or teddy bear, it’s a bloodcurdling clown from beyond the stars!
Now, this isn’t for the faint-hearted. Shorty is recommended for ages 14 and up. Probably because it’s so scary that any younger, and you’ll have kids screaming in their sleep. Then again, what’s childhood without a healthy dose of terrifying clowns?
This horror figure is an authentic Hand Made By Robots Knit Series Vinyl Figure #085. So not only do you get a nightmare-inducing clown, but you also get the satisfaction of knowing it’s part of an elite series of figures. And let’s be honest here, who wouldn’t want to add this to their collection of horror figures?
It’s time to embrace the fear, folks! Add some killer charm to your collection with the Shorty from Killer Klowns From Outer Space. It’s the perfect gift for your horror-loving friends or even yourself. Because nothing says ‘I love me’ like gifting yourself a terrifying space clown! Isn’t it just the most adorable thing ever?
So come on down and get your hands on this amazingly horrifying figure. Because let’s face it, nothing beats the thrill of being scared out of your wits by a 5-inch tall vinyl clown figure. Trust us; it’s more fun than it sounds!
- Everyone loves Killer Klowns From Outer Space
- Utterly terrifying use of clowns.
- Recommended ages 14+ (Probably because it’s so scary!)
- Authentic Hand Made By Robots Knit Series Vinyl Figure #085
What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love. May your acquaintances find value in such meaningless activities. Ages 14 & up.